Sunday, April 25, 2010

Liberals = The Bucket Of Vomit From The Movie Se7en

Tonight, I will officially be caught up with this season of Lost. One of the very few shows I watch. I have to say thus far the season has been really neat. Being a comic fan, I'm no stranger to alternate universes and flashforwards, flashbackwards and flashsideways. Heck, DC had The Crisis Of Infinite Earths:
The Silver Age. Justice League, Superman II, Flash II (Barry Allen). Largely identical in history to the real world. Almost all post-Golden Age comics through the Crisis took place here, beginning between 1945 (first appearance of Superboy) and 1955 (first appearance of the Martian Manhunter). First defined in Flash v1#123 (1961), first named in JLA v1#21 (1963).

The Golden Age. Justice Society, Superman I, Flash I (Jay Garrick). Largely identical in history to the real world up through the mid-70s, at which point minor differences creep in (such as South Africa becoming free decades early). Only a few post-Golden Age comics were ever set there, notably Infinity Inc., the second run of All-Star Comics, and All-Star Squadron. "Defined" and "named" info same as for E1.

Charlton Comics. Captain Atom, Blue Beetle. First DC appearance and named in Crisis #1.

Fawcett Comics. Captain Marvel (Billy Batson). First appearance in Whiz Comics #2 (1940), first DC appearance in Shazam! #1 (1973), first named in JLA v1#135 (1976).

Quality Comics. Freedom Fighters, Uncle Sam, the Ray. Noteworthy in that World War II continues into the 1970s. First DC appearance and named in JLA v1#107 (1973).

"Reversed" Earth. Crime Syndicate, Ultraman, Johnny Quick II. First suggested in JLA v1#22, first appeared in JLA v1#29, destroyed in Crisis #1.

Proposed name for the world seen only on pages 2 and 3 of Crisis #1. No apparent superheroes. (Note: The real reason there is no explicitly-named Earth-5 is that "5" and "S" look too much alike, particularly when hand-lettered, so that number was skipped.)

"A cosmic anomaly." Lady Quark, Lord Volt, Princess Fern. Only appearance in Crisis #4.

The name given to the future timeline of Earth-1 which Kamandi inhabited, to distinguish it from the "real" timeline which led to the Legion of Super-Heroes. First appearance in Kamandi #1, last appearance in Crisis #4. (Technically an alternate timeline, not an alternate universe.)
The antimatter universe which contains the planet Qward is usually called "Qward" itself. It is the home of the Anti-Monitor. First appearance in Green Lantern #2 (1960).

In theory, the "real world". In actuality, merely a variant Earth with very few superbeings, in which most DC Comics characters are just comic book characters. Devastated by nuclear war in the late 80s. First appearance in Flash v1#179 (1968), named in JLA v1#123 (1975). Destroyed circa Crisis #10. (Does not technically appear in Crisis, but is referred to.)

Proposed name for Pariah's home universe, the first one destroyed by the anti-matter wave. Only appearance in flashback in Crisis #7.

Proposed name for the post-Crisis, pre-Zero Hour universe. "Sigma" for "the sum of what came before". Merger of Earths 1, 2, 4, S, and X, with characters from at least 2 others present. First appeared in Crisis #11, destroyed in Zero Hour #1.

The Earth that appears in - and is destroyed in - Legends of the DC Universe: Crisis on Infinite Earths (1998). It features an ethnically diverse range of heroes, and is rumored to be what Wolfman thought the DC Universe should have been like after the Crisis.

Compiled and created by Jonathan Woodward
So, that's how many different multiverses one had to keep track of when reading DC's little crisis. So keeping track of 2 on Lost is no sweat.
And speaking of crises. That little housing disaster the middle class is going through? Goldman Sachs actually bet on it, hoped for it, then profited from it. But woah, hold the wagon! Bush actually owned an oil company? You mean, he invested his money in something that we all use and need every day? That was a huge talking point for liberal goons. Where are they now? Oh wait, liberals hate the unwashed middle class. So if they're suffering, good...maybe they'll suffer enough and start to believe liberal lies.

We all know Hollywood is full of self-indulgent loons. But check out this list of people that gave themselves awesome new names. Almost like they're creating characters in World Of Warcraft or Second Life.

The LGBT is an organization dedicated to treating all people equally, regardless of sexual orientation, creed, color, race, ethnicity, fingernail length, amount of toes, first names, hair color, cell phone carrier, amount of facebook friends, type of car, acreage of land owned...basically everyone. Right? Wrong! Via GayPatriot: Republicans not allowed.

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