Thursday, September 30, 2010

Good Night Sweet Prince

Paul Blart wouldn't be the bellipotent (see what I did there) steward of behavior appropriate to a mall environment were it not for the Segway.

However, there are proper uses and improper uses for a Segway.  Here...this is the proper way in which to use a Segway:

Right.

This is the incorrect way in which to use the Segway:

Wrong.

I will now give you a multiple choice question.

Which of the following people died using the Segway in the second picture? The second picture.
  1. A Blind Person
  2. Barack Obama
  3. The Owner of the Segway Company, Jimi Heselden
  4. A Democrat or Person With Some Other Mental Disorder.

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