Monday, October 25, 2010

Even Democrats Love, I Mean Hate, Obama!

There's a tear in your arugala.
So The Teleprompter In Chief is visiting Rhode Island today.  Rhode Island is actually a state who's corruption manages to rival that of California, Massachusetts and Illinois all while being smaller than nearly any given city in the aforementioned states.  Google "Buddy Cianci" - and when they way in which things are done around here starts to sink in, try not to let the sound of your jaw hitting your keyboard wake up the guy in the cubicle next to you.

There's a guy over there running for Governor.  This man, Frank Caprio (giggle), didn't get Obama's endorsement.  He's running against "R-turned-I" (see what I did there? Republican-turned-independant ...R,I ...RI ...Rhode Island!!!!1luckyslevin) Lincoln Chafee, straight GOP John Robitaille and Moderate Ken Block.

Well, Caprio received word that Obamadamadingdong wasn't going to be giving him his ringing endorsement.  This was Caprio's response:
"He can take his endorsement and really shove it.  I've never asked President Obama for his endorsement, and what's going on here is really Washington insider politics at its worst. We had one of the worst floods in the history of the United States a few months back, and President Obama didn't even do a flyover of Rhode Island like President Bush did when New Orleans had their problems.  He ignored us, and now he's coming to into Rhode Island and treating us like an ATM machine.  What I'm saying to President Obama very clearly is I'll wear it as a badge of honor and a badge of courage that he doesn't want to endorse me as a Democrat, because I am a different kind of Democrat."
Pretty good stuff, no?

All the fancy talk aside, who do you think Obama is really stumping for?

I, your handsome blauthor, will give you three guesses.

Even though you already know who else is in the race, you still get three guesses.  Ready?  Here they are:
  1. D-Barack Hussein Obama II
  2. D-Barack Hussein Obama II
  3. D-Barack Hussein Obama II
So what's your guess?  Who could he possibly be up there trying to help out?

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