Friday, November 26, 2010

Black Friday Deals vs Cyber Monday Deals vs Tom Brady's Hair

Or, Justin Bieber vs Tom Brady.

Nary a day goes by in the world of Boston sports talk radio does a caller phone in saying, "Tawm Braydie needs tah cud his haay!  Dis is ridickalus.  That girlfriend a his...Gizzle or whatevahs got him wrapped around her pinkie finguh.  He's toynin into a liddle Nancy." (particularly after a loss).

It's topic dujour around here among some people.

Let me introduce you to the offensive line of the New England Patriots:

Nancy Boys?  Decide For Yourself.
Most of those guys have long hair, some are even adorned with pony tails.  I would hardly call any of these individuals "nancy boys".  In fact, I'd call them "sir" and move from their path faster than green grass through a goose.

As to the fiercely divisive topic of Tom Brady's hair style I have someone of a scientific breakdown of what's going on.  Here it is...

In the subset of people who live within New England who are also football fans there are 4 types of people:

1) Those that give a shit about Tom Brady's hair
B) Those that don't give a shit about Tom Brady's hair

Elevating this to Arturo "Thunder" Gatti and "Irish" Mickey Ward 4, we've all heard Justin Bieber "rap" about Tom Brady's Hair...this gave verification to the morons that think Tom Brady's hair means something other than it's fucking cold here in New England.  Really, look it up on Shitipedia and check out a section called "Climate"...I'm sure they have one.
Call up Mr. Brady, tell him leave his hair to the guy who sings 'Baby'.
Video of the worldwide musical sensation after the you're not forced to look at it.  You watch it, you made the choice and you can't blame me.

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