Tuesday, November 23, 2010

North Korea Nuts, Fires Missles Into South Korea

Some Goose-stepping For Our Master

Thank God we sat in front of these people at the UN and were told how horrible a nation we were in regards to our human rights atrocities.  North Korea was particularly “concerned by systematic widespread violations committed by the United States at home and abroad."

Sometimes my wife is pissed off at something else, maybe it could be the lady next door, the dog, her sister, her sister the dog, a jar she can't open or maybe the vacuum cleaner is broken so she needles me slowly and methodically throughout the day until she gets me to yell.  That's called "projecting".

I'm sure Nutty Korea is just projecting. Kim Jong Il may have poured some slightly soured cream in his morning coffee that day and just needed to pick a fight with someone.  This leads me to believe Kim Jong Il must have spilled his coffee all over one of his slate-grey/olive-green uniforms.  Man, that guy is crazier than a run over dog...no wonder the rumors exist that he's dead and a body double is walking around.

Anyway...Bizzaro Korea killed 2 people, injured 16 at a disputed border prompting The Normal Korea to scramble some jets in retaliation.  Hopefully no innocent people trapped within Krazy Korea are hurt and find a way in all the confusion.

I would bet all the money in my wallet that the theme song to Benny Hill is on loop in Kim Jong Il's palatial estate.

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