Monday, November 15, 2010

Things I Like And Dislike

Things I Dislike:
  • Nancy Pelosi
  • People who say "suposably"
  • Drivers who enter the freeway and cut immediately across three lanes of traffic when there was no one in the right lane anyway
  • People who don't know who Harry Reid is
  • People who pull up to convenient stores and leave their headlights on, shining into the store at 5:30am
  • People who park right in front of a gas station's front doors, instead of the parking spots because "they're just running in".  As if everyone else is there for a sleepover
  • People saying, "I'm well" when asked how they are, but have terrible grammar everywhere else.  It's like the one thing they remember from English 101
  • Not ending their adjectives in "ly". "I'm doing terrible"; "I'll go quick"; "This is done very easy"; "You're acting very obnoxious"
  • Adverb overusage
  • Adverbs
  • People who say, "really mediocre".  How can something be very average?
  • People that can't spell "lose".  The internet is full of these people.  "You are going to loose at Call Of Duty if you don't cheat"
  • Grammar elitists
  • People that pull out from a side street right in front of you only take a left or right hand turn one quarter of a mile ahead
  • Racial double standards
  • Wires & cables
  • College professors
  • Inane, useless, banal Facebook updates
  • Facebook (how I got sucked into it is beyond me)
  • Having to answer as to why I "haven't been on Facebook lately"
  • Myspace (happy I held out on that virus distributor)
  • Mafia Wars
  • Harry Reid
  • Pop-up ads 
  • Drivers that lack the foresight to see that the light may turn red while they are sitting in the middle of the intersection, so they pull out and when the light turns green for my traffic to move, we can't go anywhere.  And they just sit there looking in their rear-view.
  • Pizza that burns the roof of my mouth
  • People who use all these websites and click on pop-up ads and end up with an infected PC
  • People at work who think, because I work in IT or I am "good with computers", I will fix their disgusting, infected, pornloaded, home computers that they have no idea got in such a condition
  • Me being too nice of a guy to say "no"
  • Those same people that then bring in their computers with no discs, no cables, no power cords - nothing - and ask me to put our company's Windows operating system on it
  • People that want to talk to me while I'm sitting in a bathroom stall.  It's just a bit creepy for me
  • DIANE FUCKING KEATON
  • Shoppers that drive up and down the parking lot for 10 minutes, to find a spot that help them avoid a treacherous a 2 minute walk
  • That same driver, that will block an open space to wait for the car that's pulling out 2 spaces closer
  • Having to listen to a friend's band and tell them how good they are
  • Those that think his name is pronounced John "Bon-ner", not "Bay-ner"
  • People who say "Shhedule"
  • Natalie Portman
  • Lists of things people hate
  • Sociology professors
  • Peanut farmers that turn into presidents
  • My wife always asking where I am going or what I am doing
  • Trucker hats - not really original there.  Everyone, except those that wear them, hates these hats.
  • Sean Penn
  • Reality shows that consist of some Brit teaching us how to dress, vacuum, raise our children, dust, get a job, drive...
  • Liberals
  • People that don't understand the importance of having a good pen
  • Snopes.com
  • Wikipedia
  • Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz a.k.a Jon Stewart
  • The Daily Show
  • People that get their news and/or facts from the last three bullet items
  • Tolerant, open-minded, LGBT friendly people that use the term "Teabaggers"
  • People who say "Huzzah!"
  • King Of Wikipedia always asking for money
  • People that would even consider giving them money
  • RPM based UNIX systems
  • People with awesome, bleeding edge cell phones that have the default ring tone, particularly the Verizon tone
  • Dan Rather
  • Office printers
  • Standard definition
  • Michael Moore
  • College kids
  • GIMP
  • Philosophy professors
  • Katie Couric
  • People who steal political signs from someone else's yard
  • "Support The Troops: Bring Them Home" bumper stickers
  • Gollum
  • The British version of The Office
  • John Romita Jr.
  • Joe Quesada
  • Hollywood actors and their political opinions
  • Rappers that think they're basketball players
  • Basketball players that think they're rappers
  • People that are better than I at online shooters
  • Giada De Laurentiis steadfastly refusing to do her show in the nude
  • Every "scandal" being dubbed "*gate".  "Monicagate", "Rathergate", "Billygate", "Ketchupgate", "Kanyegate"
  • Kanye West
  • Vegetables
  • Phisheads
  • Fish
  • Staples, the office supply - not the store
  • Maggie Gyllenhaal's ugly, ugly face
  • People that play quiddich for real
  • sendmail.conf
  • Skateboarders
  • Unfinished lists
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    1 comment:

    1. If you are going to have that mouth-roof-burning one, you have to add Cap'n Crunch, too.

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