Wednesday, December 15, 2010

2010 World Cup - Liberals Ruining Soccer, Too

No Peeking, You're A Severely Injured Flopper
As you all know and are undoubtedly excited and thrilled about (laugh track), the 2010 World Cup is scheduled to be held in Qatar (pronounced Gutter, look it up).

Awesome for them, some shithole third world country living in the stone (pun intended) ages gets to be on center stage while a bunch of sissies flop on the ground and pretend to be injured.

God soccer sucks.  Any sport that's allowed to end in a tie sucks...even you hockey.  I would never say that to a hockey player's face, but I would say it to a soccer player because he would just fall down.

Normal Behavior, No Need To Discuss It
So, hosting the 2010 World Cup brings them to center stage.  With that, they're obviously doing their best to demonstrate to the civilized world how they're not a bunch of intolerant, whacko, Islamic savages, right?


FIFA president Sepp Blatter asked soccer fans to be careful while time traveling into the stone ages.  You see, some soccer fans may be homosexuals.  Thing is, Islamic/Muslim terrorist whacko facist animals don't take kindly to no buggerin'.  The usual punishment for exercising your sexual freedom on planet like Qatar (pronounced Gutter) is some sort of stoning.
Just A Different Culture, That's All

When asked about how visitors should behave in Qatar (pronounced Gutter), Blatter said:
I would say that they should refrain from any sexual activities.
Liberals went fully sideways with fury.  How dare this soccer person tell us what to do and when and where, they wonder.  Full attack mode turned on, liberals and homosexuals turned on Blatter like Fonda to a group of Vietnam POW's.

Knowing the liberals for what they are...sociopathic enablers that search daily for something to be upset about got upset at, I'm guessing, the fact that Blatter used the word "homosexual".  That's all I can think they're upset about.  Why else would they be upset?

Sovereign Nation At Work - Butt Out U.S.A.
Could it be that exposing their precious Middle Eastern countries for what they are, intolerant, grotesque Muslim/Islamic Terrorism Factories, hurts their cause of pinning the U.S. as the country of intolerance, hatred for homosexuals, bigotry and racism?

If these lovely countries are truly the bad guys, liberals have nothing on the U.S.  How can they say "fly-over country" is everything that's wrong with the world if these disgusting Muslim animals are exposed as the pigfuckers they are?

And seriously...lots of these Muslim pukebuckets really are out there running around Iraq, Iran, Syria, Somali, Egypt fucking their livestock.  I'm not joking.

Knowing he used the "H" word, and the relentless power of an angry liberal he had to elaborate:
We are living in a world of freedom, and I’m sure that when the World Cup will be in Qatar, and this will be in 2022, and you see in the Middle East, the opening of this culture. It’s another culture because it’s another religion, but in football, we have no boundaries. We open everything to everybody, and I think there shall not be any discrimination against any human beings. … If people want to watch a match in Qatar in 2022, they will be admitted to matches.
Openness, Freedom and Culture
Good job, lotsa nice buzzwords liberals like to hear, "culture", "no boundries", "openness" and "freedom" (even though a liberal has no idea what freedom even is, or how it's been achieved in this country - or actively tries to stifle it if they don't like the kind of freedom it happens to be).

Poor guy, ya gotta hand it to him really.

What so you, John Amaechi?  You're an openly gay basketball player.  That's a very brave, noble, boundary shattering thing to do.  What?  You didn't come out until after you retired...nevermind.
This is yet another case where the epic, archaic, Neanderthal ignorance of someone who wields the power to summon kings, princes, presidents and prime ministers to bid at their pleasure uses that power not to foster positive change but to further entrench bigotry… Blatt’s words aren’t really about sex… He’s really saying don’t even ‘look’ gay, re-closet yourself and pretend the ties and love and affection you have for your partner or even some random bloke you might meet on your travels are gone for the whole time you are in Qatar.
So yeah, Blatter's to blame for it all.  Not these fucking Mulism terrorists.  Nope.  Some guy that heads up a soccer league is to blame for the intolerance seen around the world.  It's Blatter's fault Qatar (pronounced Gutter) will kill you if they find you with your loved one, not Qatar, not Mulism terrorists, not Islamic terrorists, not Middle Eastern religious zealotry, not deliberate misinformation distributed by the dying television media, not the false accusations of racism and bigotry when it's not really happening...

It's Sepp Blatter's fault.

Two ending points.

1) Fuck you Muslims
4) Fuck you Islam
B) Fuck you liberals

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