Friday, May 21, 2010

Where Have All The Anti-War Protests Gone

Before I head off to lunch, one more post.

Remeber all those intense anti-war protests that happened and were splashed all over the news? Where have they gone?

I mean, the war still rages on...under direct leadership from the current Commander In know, the guy with the teleprompters.

Where have these signs gone?

Did these "war crimes" worthy of publicly killing the president suddenly turn into non-crimes? Or are these people hypocrites? Are they people funded by anti-American organizations?

Hmm, one is even in Chicago. Weird? Do we know anyone from Chicago?

ACORN? I Thought Our King Wanted Nothing To Do With That?

In my previous post, I mentioned a certain subset of people that possess a certain object.

Those people know what ACORN is and what they're all about. They've all read the stories and have been horrified as to what their tax money helps fund.

Your basic college student...who claims to be educated, informed and politically active have no idea what these people do, what their goal is and what effect they are having on this country. They ignore those facts because it goes against their they dismiss it, or pretend it's FOX News making stuff up as usual, damn that Right Wing biased TV media!

But here we see our King over in India, setting up ACORN offices to help promote the Socialist cause.

Ask your liberal co-worker what he or she thinks about that. They either

A) Didn't know
B) Think it's great

Ask them then, why is it so great if he tries to distance himself from ACORN here in America, does he find it appropriate to try and force a way of life upon another country?

Bet you they have no answer, or try to do some kind of double-speak about "differences in cultures" and "responsibility".

You are then free to punch this person in their genitalia.

President Speaks/Does Something/Wakes Up In Morning = Market Tumbles

Why do only certain people that possess a certain thing seem to make the correlation between King Barry Hussein Seotoro doing anything and the market taking a huge crap in its pants?

I have seen it, literally, drop in real time while he gets on TV and speaks. I shit thee not. This guy is like toothpaste and orange juice.
The Dow Jones industrial average (INDU) lost 30 points or 0.3% after having fallen as much as 150 points in the first minutes of trading. The S&P 500 index (SPX) gained 3 points or 0.3% and the Nasdaq (COMP) composite gained 7 points or 0.3%. Both the S&P 500 and Nasdaq had posted losses in the first minutes of trading.

Thursday, May 20, 2010

Teleprompter President Helping Teachers Indoctrinate Youth

We've all seen the video of kids singing praise to The Merciful, Almighty Messiahprompter.

If that didn't make your heart swell with pride enough, the illegal immigrant with dual American/Indonesian citizenship Barry Soetoro now has plans for deciding what goes into our children's text books. It is only right that the truth be re-written without bias...and if this country is to unite under The Merciful Barack Obamallah...we need to have books printed and filled with gospel from his very mouth. Then, there will be no room for interpretation, and we can become the pure and true destroyers of invading infidels The Messiah has created us to be. It will be His word...and His word is Truth and Gospel.

I'm sure this will be fine. I haven't seen this administration act in a fashion that would make me frightened for the future of the country at I'm sure if we allow Hussein Soetoro to start writing textbooks our kids will grow up knowing the real truth.

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Rima Fakih nude

Actually...not at all.

I'd actually like to take this time to announce, for those of you that don't know, tomorrow is "National Draw Mohammad Day"

Feel free to submit your draw-rings (cheeky-monkey) here if you'd like.

I'll have a few!

Nude pics of Rima Fakih

I don't have any. Nor have I any pole dancing videos of Rima Fakih.

Instead, I present to you my "Free Pass". If you don't know what a Free Pass is, you need to get one arranged with your significant other right away. A Free Pass is a person, most likely a celebrity, that, were you to meet in real life, your spouse would allow for you to gain of this person intimate carnal knowledge without any consequences from your spouse.

For example, my Free Pass right now is Sofia Vergara:

She can be seen Wednesday nights on a show called "Modern Family", which is hilarious.

This was shameless, unethical blogging. But I don't care, she's hot.

Harvard Duped! Hard Dare Ye!

The young man seen here on the left is in court today here in the People's Republik Of Massachusetts on a 20-count indictment alleging him of forging documents, diplomas and other sorts of academic records to gain thousands in financial aid and grants.

He's being held on $5,000 bail, while a rapist was recently released on his own recognizance. You don't think the establishment would allow some unwashed member of the proletariat to get away with tricking one of their Ivory Towers do you?

Here's some perspective on the world in which we live: He does all these things and winds up in jail, yet Obama's Auntie Zeituni the illegal alien who fleeces the taxpayers of Massachusetts (Section 8, food stamps, medical expenses, etc...) was recently granted asylum.

Obama's sweet little aunt has been ordered out of the country twice, has never been arrested or fined, has never paid a dime in punishments or fees/fines and continues to be a societal leech...extorting money from the state receiving food stamps, free public housing and federal aid.

So there you have it: Lying on a college entry application is a crime but being illegal is not illegal in The People's Republik.

Believe me, the parallels aren't lost on me between this guy forging papers to get into Hah-vahd and another guy forging documents to get into the Oval Office. One guy's just the wrong he's toast.

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

More Dumb Democrats Apologizing For America

Assistant Secretary of State Michael Posner is the latest liberal fascist idiot to apologize to another country for America being such a horrible place for human rights.

Obviously, the best country to which we should be apologizing is China.  I mean, here in America where we have constant mass executions, forced sterilization of women, rules about how many children families are allowed to have and forced abortions of female babies we should always send our delegates out to other countries and apologize for these things.

Especially to countries that, like China, just want to make sure people that it's citizens are there legally.

P.S. I don't have any nude pics of Miss USA Rima Fakih.

Monday, May 17, 2010

Wikipedia Dying = Awesome!

This is some of the best stuff I've seen in a long time.

Next to Nancy Pelosi having a house get caught in a tornado and having a house land on her and her legs shrivel up into little curly burnt matches, Wikipedia in chaos is great stuff.

You see...Wikipedia started out as a great idea. Then the ivory-tower elitists took control and it became nothing more than an outlet for the liberal agenda...a joke only those that get their news from The Daily Show use as a credible source.

 So seeing the above douchnozzle go down in flames is wonderful, wonderful stuff.

My question is, will Jimmy Wales' entry in the future Wikipedia have a "Controversies" section or a "Stances" section.