Saturday, June 19, 2010

Obama's Fraud-o-meter Officially Broken

President Obama's chief of staff and a Gulf state senator ripped BP chief executive Tony Hayward for taking time off Saturday to attend a glitzy yacht race around England's Isle of Wight as oil spewing into the Gulf continues to wreak havoc on the environment and wildlife.

Wowww-kazowee!

Let's re-hash:

Obama: "Thanks for those millions of dollars in campaign contributions, British Petroleum!"

BP: "Sure no problem, mind if we start that exact same plan foroff-shore drilling you were against when Bush was in office but now you say is OK?"

Obama: "Sure, do you have all the paperwork and permits in order?"

BP: "No."

Obama: "That's OK. Go ahead and set up some rigs down in the Gulf Of Mexico. Get it to me later, this isn't anything really important."

Enter Environmental Groups...

EG: "Please don't drill down there, it will destroy the environment."

Obama: "Sorry, I've got a 6:45 Tee-time."

Oil Rig: "BOOOOOM"

Environment: "Ahhhh!! It burns! Get it off me, get it off!!! AAHHHH!!!!!! I AM DYING!"

Obama: "Nice birdie, Joe!"

Environment: "Guys, I can't breathe...."

Obama: "Fucking 9-iron for this shot? You're an asshole, go get me a new caddy you piece of shit."

Environment: "gurgle.....bleh....mleph..."

Obama: "I am furious about this back nine, I mean oil spill, and I am going to kick someone's ass. BP is an evil oil company, George Bush should never have allowed this to happen."

Liberals: "I like Starbucks!"

BP: "We are doing everything we can to fix this."

Obama: "Well Damn Joe...this'll make 14 different Golf Courses in about a month. That's really cool, it's awesome being the leader of the free world...especially because nothing goes wrong....DAMN SLICE!"

BP: "This guy has got to be kidding me, I need to take a day off and watch a boat race."



Obama: "HOW DARE YOU NOT PAY ATTENTION TO EVERYTHING THE ENVIRONMENTAL GROUPS SAID? HOW CAN YOU DARE BE DOING SOMETHING SO TRIVIAL AS WATCHING A BOAT RACE DURING A TIME LIKE THIS? YOU SHOULD BE TAKING CARE OF THE OIL SPILL, NOT DOING LEISURE ACTIVITIES!!"

...in unison...

Environment, Independents, Republicans, Tea Party Members, Middle Class, Gulf Coast Wildlife, The Constitution, The Bill Of Rights, America: "...death gurgle..."

Liberals: "Wanna watch whale wars?"

STOP FREE SPEACH!!

So, a bunch's Muslims disrupted a Jewish speaker at the University of California-Irvine. The school recommended suspending them and that has created a huge controversy.

These Muslim students have a right to free speech, they should not be punished for disrupting the free speech of someone else, especially if it's a Jew and especially if said islamo-fascists are screaming "MURDERER!!" and "WAR CRIMINAL!!" during an assembly. They should not be punished for exercising their right to disrupt free speech with their version of free speech.

Yeah, made my head spin, too.

Friday, June 18, 2010

Obama Hussein vs The United States Of America

You heard it here first ladies and gentlemen. Obama plans to sue the citizens of this country because he doesn't like the fact that we're exercising our Constitutional state's rights.

What a guy.

Every day I grow more and more thankful for this albatross you stupid fucking liberals have placed upon this county's neck.

Hillary's Gonna Sue Arizona

So our precious little Hillary KKKlinton announced that the government has plans to sue the state of Arizona.

I just read this a few times...and still don't see how she along with The Axis of Taxes plans on actually doing it.  Is there legal precedent for the federal government suing states for exercising rights granted to them via the Constitution?

Isn't this fucking country built upon states rights?  This is positively infuriating...this administration is, as I've said many time, a complete and utter enemy of this country.  He hates it, he hates her citizens and he hates the freedoms afforded us by this piece of paper, which to him is even less important than his birth certificate.

Anyone with more than a bowl of cornflakes in their cranium knows that the Democrats want illegal immigrants in the country so that they can give them free shit (paid for by the middle class, that the Democrats despise so much).  They give them free shit, tell them that if they vote for Republicans they will lose their free shit, because Republicans are "raaaaaaacist".  It's been the modi operandi of the Left for as long as I can remember.

It's also modernized slavery, as I've said before.

Those of you that voted for Obama...I really hope you're happy.  I'm sure you are, sadly.  You want to keep the Democrats in power anyway, so what do you care...you're the elite, you don't have to worry about the things the middle class does.  It eased your white guilt a bit to vote for this guy.  And sadly, you gave us one hell of a future...if one even exists by the time this guy leaves.

Thursday, June 17, 2010

Today In History (Before It Get's Re-written, Of Course)

In 1885, the Statue of Liberty arrived in New York Harbor aboard the French ship Isere.

Today, Obama arrived at Squire Creek in Louisiana for an 8:44am tee-time with his caddy, Mike.

In 1940, France asked Germany for terms of surrender in World War II.

Today, American citizens begged for surrender against invading administration policies.

In 1957, mob underboss Frank Scalice was shot to death at a produce market in the Bronx, N.Y.

Today, BP executives and officials will found dead after being thrown under yet another bus outside the Oval Office in Washington D.C.

In 1972, President Richard M. Nixon's eventual downfall began with the arrest of five burglars inside Democratic national headquarters in Washington D.C.'s Watergate complex. 

Today, the downfall of the Democratic party continued as an arrest warrant was issued for the owner of a gun that continues to shoot Democrats in the foot when they wake up in the morning.

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Let's Cap And Trade King Barack For A 128MB Thumb Drive

Barry Soetoro, still fuming (get it?  Oil, fossil fuels, gasoline, fumes? ROFLLOLOL!!!) that BP is making him look bad (to anyone that actually knows what's going on) is doing his best to place the blame off the Gulf disaster on BP.

I'd love to see the UK stand up to this douchebaglette before he destroys their country while he trots down the path to destroy ours.  BP has so much control over the 401ks in the UK that if Osama, I mean Obama, were to complete his attempt to throw BP under the bus (so no one sees he's the one responsible, not BP) the UK would be in turmoil.

Why isn't the UK standing up to this guy?  I almost feel bad for him in that picture up there.  You can see the pathetic desperation in his eyes.  But I don't.  I think he's an enemy of this country, I think he hates this country, and he is doing his best to destroy that upon which it was built.

He is the perfect example of a Chicago Liberal Politician.  Accepting no blame for his own failures...all the while using those failures as red herrings to politicize something else.

Seriously!  He's twisting this to try to revitalize the "Health" "Care" "Bill".  This "man" has balls by default, due to the fact that he was born male (Lord only knows where he was born)...but is a coward in every sense of the word.

I wish I could vomit on his head.

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Comics And Reverse Racism

It's not often that my political tastes and comic tastes mesh.

But here's a neat little story written about reverse racism in a one issue story in the popular Power Man & Iron Fist title.

The best twist is that this guy wrote the story...yeah, the Black guy.

Refreshing, huh?

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Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Obama Must Pay For His Recklessness

The Teleprompter of the Uneducated, Barry Soetoro, is so furious that his oil buddies fucked up and made him look bad (we know you don't give a turdlet about the environment, Barry) that he wants them to pay.

How is King Hussein supposed to keep up the façade of being the "greatest environmentalist president since Roosevelt" if his oil buddies are destroying the environment...without those pesky permits?

I feel for the guy, really. His golf handicap must have taken a huge hit with something like this on his mind. No wonder he wants to kick someone's ass...he's probably slicing more than a college drop-out working at Sal's pizza up in Southie.

Here's a ha-ha videotube...

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Don't Do This, Please. Don't Be Like "Them"

So Catholics (a group of which I am member of the lapse variety) are all in a tizzy over some Hyundai commercial.
“This ad is an outrageous affront to Catholics and a mockery of our most sacred beliefs and practices,” said Fr. Marcel Taillon, a parish priest in Narrangansett, Rhode Island.
Stop. Stop. Stop it, now.

You're make yourselves look like whacko Muslims.

If by some miracle of chance, one of the people offended by this commercial reads this blog...you have henceforth lost the right to complain about over-sensitive minorities.

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Another Round Of Golf For The Clown President


The King of the Idiots - elected by The Idiots, For The Idiots played another round of Golf yesterday, making that 39 rounds of Golf since "the most environmental president since Roosevelt" absolutely destroyed the environment. This guy is no slouch. He's a shoe-in for Cousin Eddie if there's ever another National Lampoon's movie. But Chevy Chase is a Doucheasaurs Rex and Beverly D'Angelo isn't that hot any more.

Also, 71% say Obama is "too soft on BP". Out of that 71% let me ask...how many know that Obama received millions from the big bad oil company? How many, also, know that it was Obama that gave them the green flag to install all that equipment that is currently devastating The Gulf? And lastly, do you really still support this guy?

Of course he's going to be soft on BP. He caused this and is responsible for it, why would he rock the boat more than necessary? Sure he'll wag his finger, look angry, tell us how "This just ain't right, I'm gonna kick ass". But he'll do nothing of any substance, because he brought this into being by cutting corners, practicing nepotism and by scratching the backs of one of his biggest lobbyists. Chicago politics at it's best baby.

I know these people don't...of course, those are simply anarchists pretending to care about politics. I mean, there's a fucking guy wearing a mask, covering his face! Unless you're the Green Lantern, Zorro or Spider-Man, if you need to put on a mask to do yo thang, you are not pure of heart.

Insert requisite comment that the MSM is just simply refusing to report this story accurately here.

So the above kooks are shocked, SHOCKED, Obama is a fraud. I find it hard to believe no one told them as such before they voted for him (I wonder what percent of those protesters had ever exercised their right to vote before King Barry Soetoro was running).

Oh, and by the way...everything is taking a big, fat turd right now...pre-1940s style. Thanks Libs! You're AWESOME!

Monday, June 14, 2010

Obama Is A Fraud, Awesome Golfist - President? Eh, Not So Much


It's been 57 days since the Oil Spill down in the Gulf of Mexico, or as the Telepresident likes to call it, "The Golf of Mexico".

Obviously, George W. Bush caused it so The Telepresident has found it obviously necessary to play 38 rounds of golf since the worst oil disaster in history.

WOW.

Read that NY Times article again. The Democrats love to point fingers (Katrina was Bush's fault, the economy is Bush's fault, 9/11 was Bush's fault, Bin Laden is friends with Bush...etc) so read it again.

Obama is a fraud.

So...the "progressive", "environmental friendly", liberal president allows BP, an enormous contributor to his campaign by the way, to drill in The Gulf despite warnings from environmental groups about the impact it would have on the wildlife and the Gulf itself. He does this by passing a law allowing them to do as such without the proper permits in place, basically telling them "Get me the permits later".

All hell breaks loose and we're blaming the Brits??? Is this man accountable to anything he does?

I mean, we all know the uneducated, the uninformed and the misguided put this man in charge and the media did everything in it's power to place him on this pedestal and tear his opposition down and, while this is still a huge story, the MSM isn't addressing the real issue here.

It was always a blame game with the last administration. Where has it gone?

Were Bush still president. That NY Times article would have some very, very different wording for sure. I mean, the message is there (that Obama is to blame) but it's buried in subtext. The Slimes would have been perfectly direct in its wording were Bush at the helm of this disaster.

The connection to campaign contributions would be in the article, the lack of permits would be there - never mind the fact that every time Bush went on vacation to Texas people cried about him being there instead of "doing his job".

Oh, and thanks go to barbaylive for pointing out this little nugget. Just last week...this moron has the balls to say Obama is the best environmental president since Roosevelt. Un-fucking-believable. Again, facts not getting in the way of reality with liberals.

38 rounds of golf. And still counting...

Amazon...Knock It Off

I'm creating this link because, going by what Amazon.com is putting in it's list...it thinks this is some sort of leftist moonbat blarg.

It isn't. So get your shit together, Amazon.

You don't have to buy it, but it would be nice to show them what readers of this blog care about...