There's an oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico. Where is Obama?
Afghan President Hamid Karzai is meeting with the Taliban. Nice timing, eh? Where is Obama?
Debrahlee Lorenzana, the "Sexy Banker" got fired. Why am I not there to comfort her?
There's an all-out border war being fought on our soil....like war as in dead people, military drones, soldiers, bombs and bullets! Where are Obama and Janet Napolitano...you know, the fuggin Secretary Of Homeland Security?
I know where they are...they're lining up the Supreme court with kooky leftist whackos so that they can make sure all those immigrants (democratic voters) in the country.