Saturday, December 18, 2010

Thighgate!

Did I or did I not tell you I invented this word?

Thighgate.

Friday, December 17, 2010

It's Interesting What Nude Pics Of Rima Fakih Can Do

While fumbling around examining and studying my site stats, I noticed a few hits from both Islamic Terrorism Breeding Camps Saudi Arabia and Iraq.

I thought that was pretty cool, terrorists visiting my blurgzi!

My amazingly famous blog bringing us all together!  I'm breaking boundaries here folks!  There will be peace in the Middle East because of ME!  What Barak Hussein Obama, II Barry Soetoro, Jr al-Kenya failed to do, I succeeded.  Me.  Not you.  Me.

With words and awesome non existent pictures of Rima Fikah naked, Israel needn't worry anymore that some freako group of Islamic whackos aren't trying to wipe them out.

By the way, wanna have some fun?  Put on your prophylactic hat and read the Shitipedia article entitled "Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and Israel" where Shitipedia and it's merry band of liberals do everything to defend Ahmadinnerjacket.

For example, he never said that he wants to wipe them off the map because:
Ahmadinejad did not say he was going to 'wipe Israel off the map' because no such idiom exists in Persian." Instead, "he did say he hoped its regime, i.e., a Jewish-Zionist state occupying Jerusalem, would collapse.
That's pretty weird if you ask me.  Because he most definitly said:
The Zionist regime has lost its raison d'ĂȘtre. Today, the Palestinians identify with your name Khomeini, your memory, and in your path. They are walking in your illuminated path and the Zionist regime has reached a total dead end. Thanks to God, your wish will soon be realized, and this germ of corruption will be wiped off.
Anyway, back to why these Islamic Terrorists are visiting my site...

Maybe it was the kings of these "countries"!  Maybe they were like, "Look at what this guy says, it make so much sense...we really are idiots!  Stop all bombers now...we love the Zionist Capitalist Pigs and the Jews!.  Also, stop calling them Zionist Capitalist Pigs".

Or maybe, that's not it and it was some honorable Islamic terrorist believing that nude pictures of Rima Fakih actually exist and that, having found them on my website, would hunt her down and slaughter her and her family...because that's what they do, these Muslims.

As I sit here analyzing this more closely...I have come to the more realistic expectation that it was a member of our Armed Forces, who happens to read some other blog that probably has me on their blogroll and just clicked along while killing some time.

Pretty sure that's what happened.

So for you, a proud member serving this country so I can sit here in true freedom, I present to you what has GOT to be the hottest lingerie set I've ever seen.

Open Cup For Awesome Side Boobage
Serve proudly and think about this chic when some Islamic terrorist is hiding in some tornass building.  If you cap him, her boob will slip out.

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Iran Is Full Of Whackos

Honest leaders of a peaceful, misunderstood sovereign nation Iranian Muslim terrorists...the same ones that called on us to:
...implement the following recommendations … to halt serious violations of human rights and humanitarian law … Legislate appropriate regulations to prevent the violation of individual privacy … to take effective measures to counter insults against Islam and the holy Quran as well as Islamophobia … and effectively combat violence against women
Those last two parts always get me..."don't make fun of our terrorist manual, the Quran little bible and be nice to women like us".

Anyway, the Muslim Terrorists issued the following threat:
“We will mark the hanging sites of the American and Zionist generals and we will identify which hanging was in retaliation for the blood of our great martyr Shahriari.”
That may sound super terrorist crazy on the surface, but if you look deeper you'll find they are simply a country forced into their way of life by us, the Zionists.  We need to respect them, blame Bush for all of this and simply allow them to be a free country without our interefence.

Just like they do to Israel.

List of how nice Iran is to women after the jump.


2010 World Cup - Liberals Ruining Soccer, Too

No Peeking, You're A Severely Injured Flopper
As you all know and are undoubtedly excited and thrilled about (laugh track), the 2010 World Cup is scheduled to be held in Qatar (pronounced Gutter, look it up).

Awesome for them, some shithole third world country living in the stone (pun intended) ages gets to be on center stage while a bunch of sissies flop on the ground and pretend to be injured.

God soccer sucks.  Any sport that's allowed to end in a tie sucks...even you hockey.  I would never say that to a hockey player's face, but I would say it to a soccer player because he would just fall down.

Normal Behavior, No Need To Discuss It
So, hosting the 2010 World Cup brings them to center stage.  With that, they're obviously doing their best to demonstrate to the civilized world how they're not a bunch of intolerant, whacko, Islamic savages, right?

Wrong.

FIFA president Sepp Blatter asked soccer fans to be careful while time traveling into the stone ages.  You see, some soccer fans may be homosexuals.  Thing is, Islamic/Muslim terrorist whacko facist animals don't take kindly to no buggerin'.  The usual punishment for exercising your sexual freedom on planet like Qatar (pronounced Gutter) is some sort of stoning.
Just A Different Culture, That's All



When asked about how visitors should behave in Qatar (pronounced Gutter), Blatter said:
I would say that they should refrain from any sexual activities.
Liberals went fully sideways with fury.  How dare this soccer person tell us what to do and when and where, they wonder.  Full attack mode turned on, liberals and homosexuals turned on Blatter like Fonda to a group of Vietnam POW's.

Knowing the liberals for what they are...sociopathic enablers that search daily for something to be upset about got upset at, I'm guessing, the fact that Blatter used the word "homosexual".  That's all I can think they're upset about.  Why else would they be upset?

Sovereign Nation At Work - Butt Out U.S.A.
Could it be that exposing their precious Middle Eastern countries for what they are, intolerant, grotesque Muslim/Islamic Terrorism Factories, hurts their cause of pinning the U.S. as the country of intolerance, hatred for homosexuals, bigotry and racism?

If these lovely countries are truly the bad guys, liberals have nothing on the U.S.  How can they say "fly-over country" is everything that's wrong with the world if these disgusting Muslim animals are exposed as the pigfuckers they are?

And seriously...lots of these Muslim pukebuckets really are out there running around Iraq, Iran, Syria, Somali, Egypt fucking their livestock.  I'm not joking.

Knowing he used the "H" word, and the relentless power of an angry liberal he had to elaborate:
We are living in a world of freedom, and I’m sure that when the World Cup will be in Qatar, and this will be in 2022, and you see in the Middle East, the opening of this culture. It’s another culture because it’s another religion, but in football, we have no boundaries. We open everything to everybody, and I think there shall not be any discrimination against any human beings. … If people want to watch a match in Qatar in 2022, they will be admitted to matches.
Openness, Freedom and Culture
Good job, lotsa nice buzzwords liberals like to hear, "culture", "no boundries", "openness" and "freedom" (even though a liberal has no idea what freedom even is, or how it's been achieved in this country - or actively tries to stifle it if they don't like the kind of freedom it happens to be).

Poor guy, ya gotta hand it to him really.

What so you, John Amaechi?  You're an openly gay basketball player.  That's a very brave, noble, boundary shattering thing to do.  What?  You didn't come out until after you retired...nevermind.
This is yet another case where the epic, archaic, Neanderthal ignorance of someone who wields the power to summon kings, princes, presidents and prime ministers to bid at their pleasure uses that power not to foster positive change but to further entrench bigotry… Blatt’s words aren’t really about sex… He’s really saying don’t even ‘look’ gay, re-closet yourself and pretend the ties and love and affection you have for your partner or even some random bloke you might meet on your travels are gone for the whole time you are in Qatar.
So yeah, Blatter's to blame for it all.  Not these fucking Mulism terrorists.  Nope.  Some guy that heads up a soccer league is to blame for the intolerance seen around the world.  It's Blatter's fault Qatar (pronounced Gutter) will kill you if they find you with your loved one, not Qatar, not Mulism terrorists, not Islamic terrorists, not Middle Eastern religious zealotry, not deliberate misinformation distributed by the dying television media, not the false accusations of racism and bigotry when it's not really happening...

It's Sepp Blatter's fault.

Two ending points.

1) Fuck you Muslims
4) Fuck you Islam
B) Fuck you liberals

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

New Dream Theater Drummer

The Lord Almighty Upon His Throne
Have you asked yourself, as I have been since "The Day", who is Dream Theater's new drummer?  Since The Day  they've been auditioning to fill in for the astonishing, awesome, fascinating, incredible, marvelous, prodigious, shocking, stunning, surprising, unbelievable, wonderful, bewildering, breathtaking, extraordinary, impressive, marvelous, miraculous, spectacular, staggering, startling, striking, stunning, stupefying, stupendous, wonderful, wondrous ex-drummer Mike Portnoy?

Yes?  You have?  Good, then I wrote the right post for you.  I'm thinking about you when I make posts.  Not him or him....you.

My call is this guy, he's a badass and his name is Aquiles Priester:

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Damn good.  Probably one of the best guys I've heard in a long, long time.  Is he as "musical" a drummer a Portnoy,  No. Not in my opinion.  He's absolutely mind-boggling fast, and Freakeys is some of the coolest music out there.  However, I'm hoping he can session the next album and Mike will come back and order will be restored to the world.

Nothing surpasses these kinds of chops:

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2 - incredible from about 40 seconds on, the everything after the 2 minute mark is not humanly possible and is illegal in 40 countries.
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Things I've Been Able To Laugh At These Past Few Days

LOL - Yankees fail to land Cliff Lee.

LOL - Jets coach trips player, aka, Thighgate. You heard "Thighgate" here first. UD will have it soon.

LOL - Obama having Clinton be President for him, because Obama still hasn't figured out what he's doing.  It's like when I was trying to teach my wife how to drive standard.  After a while, and hearing what was being done to my transmission, I just told her, "All done, lesson over".

ROFL!!!!11 - The iPhone 4.  Just...stop.  No one is buying these.  At least no one that knows what a real phone can do in today's world is.

LOLOROFL!!!!!111eleventeen - Obama, like any sue-happy liberal idiot using the courts to try and get his way down there in Virginia.  I hope he tries to sue all 57 states.  I mean, what's it take for that last 27 or so percent of people that "Strongly Approve" of Barack Hussein Obama al-Kenya to simply "Approve"?  Wait a minute, that's a stupid question...those people hate America just as much as he does.

HAHA

Monday, December 13, 2010

Metrodome Roof Collapse Video

Damn.

Can Brady's Numbers Ever Match Manning's?

I've already shown you they can and are.

There's no doubt that Manning put up some nice stats during a career with some HOF receivers constantly at his side.  He's a "field general" (I hate using military metaphors for sports but that's the term for what Manning does) as he's in his own world when he's calling plays at the line.

Some folks want to say that without Belichick Brady vs Manning wouldn't even be worth arguing...that it's all coach...odd...but OK, let's go with that. 

What's Manning done since Father Dungy left?

2009.
2010.

Nada.

What's Brady done in that time?

2009.
2010.

Big difference Colts fans.

Get with the program, come back to Earth.

Manning vs Brady is over.  It's Montana vs Brady now.

As Brady prepares for ring #4, Manning prepares for life after 4 consecutive games with multiple interceptions.  He's a goose well cooked stuck with a very nice fork.

Sunday, December 12, 2010

America: The Story Of Us

The History Channel yesterday had a day long run of the excellent "America: The Story Of Us".

From the American Revolution to Lewis and Clark to The Civil War to the Industrial Revolution to The Statue Of Liberty to the Islamic terrorism attacks on the World Trade Center.  I love history, particularly WWII stuff...and this series was astounding in it's take.  I didn't find much bias, rewriting of history or any of that stuff, and it wasn't loaded with flag-waving either.  It was a paraphrasing of most realistic historic accounts.  With input from experts like Newt Gingrich to TV-magazine celebrities like Brian Williams.

Newt gave some great analysis of Washington and what he brought to a war, Brian Williams told us that Minie Balls hurt people.  If you haven't read the Washington biography entitled "His Excellency" I seriously can't recommend it enough.  There is more to this man that what you think.  Paraphrasing, "General Washington, the man who 'cannot tell a lie' was brought to the fights leading up to Battle Forge for nothing more than his amazing ability of deception".

The show left me feeling as if this country can survive anything.  Sacrifice was the theme I gleaned from the series.  The sacrifices made on the wagon trails, in the mills, on space shuttle pads, in downtown Manhattan weren't for naught.  I doubt this generation, or my generation, truly understand what that means: to sacrifice.  These are generations of entitlement, of me-firsts, who foster sympathy and understanding for Muslim terrorists and want us to be weak and tolerant.  Who, in their hopes of destroying this country attack it from within will lose, this I know.

They have always lost.  And the corruption of liberal ideology will lose again.  No matter how high they place their operatives...this country will pound them down.  It always has, it always will.  Do not mistake my confidence as thinking this will be easy, this is by far the most exposed and weakened our actual core has been.  Barack Obama, an actual enemy of the country has been elected president...and he will continue to do his best to put America in positions to fail

But it won't, we won't

It never has, we never have.