Monday, May 30, 2011

Random Actress Of The Day With Whom I'm Obsessed

Noémie Lenoir is hot. I'm watching Rush Hour 3.

Don't ask why, I know Ratner ruined the X-Men movies but it's good Sunday afternoon fluff, while I wait for the Bruins to destroy Vancouver.

The girl seen above is Noémie Lenoir.

She is hot as hell.

Both her parents are French, so she knows how to back it up.  See what I did there?

Like most gorgeous women in Europe, they get tossed from soccer "player" to soccer "player" until they tire out and die somewhere alone, or turn into some weird , bizarro version of a woman with nothing of substance in them other than silicone:

So, here's some Noémie Lenoir before I become obsessed with someone else:

Hold the presses, apparently in "researching" her her little kickballer boyfriend treated her like garbage, because European men treat women like garbage.  Haven't you ever seen Taken? Anyway, apparently she tried to commit suicide (I mean, just look at her "boyfriend" do you expect?)

So we have this beautiful woman above in transition to either a Victoria Beckham like creature, or another statistic.  Let's hope, just for her sake she just goes completely sideways and turns into Beckham.

Appears she already is:

Well, in the time it took to make this post I've already moved on and am no longer obsessed with her.  Oh well.  I'm sure I'll find someone else in the next 20 minutes.

In fact, I think it's one of my Twitter friends.

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