Monday, July 18, 2011

Funny Fox Commenter

I'm off to bury my Grandfather tomorrow.  While reading some news before leaving I wanted to post something because I'll be away for a few days (probably not, I'll probably post from the hotel room).

In this article about our idiot "president" playing chicken with the country, one commenter named, "shoveljob" lol, had one of the funniest posts I've seen in a while.

Obama-Peas-Prize Nominee in 57 States and Vetenarian Surgeon Dr. Sal Kohn Thwarts Liberal Terrorists

We caught up with Dr. Sal at his laboratory-cattle-ranch deep in the heart of Texas. Here's our exclusive interview:

Dr. Sal Kohn: "There is no cure for liberal-terrorists, but I can surgically modify any rabid liberal to see, think, and breathe a whole lot better than before. I do it by installing 2 glass windows - one in the umbilicus - and the other up the gluteus maximus - so these bastards can see America 360 degrees while their heads are up their proctological bulls-eye. These self-cleaning windows are fitted with telescopes, which allows mouth-foaming liberals to see the whole parade of disasters they have created due to THEIR-DESIGNED-MIS-EDUCATION-OF-AMERICA'S-YOUTH: poverty, violence, all acts of crime, and then: politicians to force-feed Americans with millions of laws, police forces, lawyers, court-houses, judges, concentration camps, corporate owned prisons and legal counterfeiting (uh, I mean the Federal-Reserve)".

Dr. Sal also inserts a radio antenna oxygen tube for gasping liberals to suck not only more air, but FOX-KNEWZ radio signals while they're sight-seeing up their derrières. The doctor further explains : "I've stopped their mouth foaming fits and seizures that was caused by hatefulness and a lack of oxygen. And this increased oxygen supply - mixed with manure methane and a laxative I use for cattle - causes the shakes and shoots their a$$e$ up in the sky like a Discovery space shuttle. And while these bastards are whooping it up out there, they've forgotten all about their COMMUNIST GRIP AND MONOPOLY ON THE DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION AND TEACHERS' UNIONS, WHICH HAS SINGLE-HANDEDLY DESTROYED THE UNITED STATES MORE THAN ANY GROUP OF TERRORISTS - ANYWHERE"!

Thank-you liberal-terrorists! Thanks for "lettin' go" of legal mis-education!

Good stuff!  I invite that commenter to be a guest blogger here!  I'm sure he's a daily reader.

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