|I hate you and your stupid Constitution|
So anyway, the Washington Times had a nice Op/Ed piece from writer Robert Knight listing the ways in which this donkey has either ignored, violated or otherwise defecated upon your Constitution. You see, the Constitution was put in place so people like him cannot gain power. It's basically an instruction manual for avoiding a Barrack Obama.
It's almost like when they were writing it, they had just gotten back from a time travelling experience with Doc and Marty to the year 2011 (because they wanted to see what it was like the year before the Mayan calander ends) and saw the state of the nation. They watched him screaming at Congress on TV (once they got used to the idea of TV, Marty charmingly explained to them what it was because they thought we now keep our presidents trapped in little boxes so they cannot be harmed) and were in shock. They had just fought tirelessly and lost many Americans to gain independence against this type of tyranny, fascism and totalitarianism. They had to do something.
|Eat Lead, Slackers|
There was a musical montage in there somewhere as well.
So yeah, Bamm-Bamm has to "dodge, dip, dive, duck, and dodge" the Constitution because it's explicitly, not implicitly, designed to stop people like him.