It seems that's all comic "fans" are able to do lately. Marvel has an event: bitch. DC reboots: bitch. Image is late with a title: bitch. Joe Q. eats a burrito: bitch.
The latest round of repining I've seen on Twitter and message boards alike is that Marvel dared make a seven issue run called "Fear Itself". Every grievance you can imagine from "It started off good but ended badly" (No, that was you being excited at first and realizing you had to get on the "I don't like this event" bandwagon) to "There's too may tie-ins" (Yeah, as if too many choices of books is a bad thing).
So I'll examine Fear Itself. It was a great story, had great art, some cool looking characters and some pretty dramatic results in the end. But all anyone could do was cry about the "deplorable state of comics" and "how dare they make another event". I'll agree partially with the too many events thing, it makes me feel like I have to read it. But I know I don't...and it's my choice to plop them on the counter and pay for them.
But the icing on the cake was page 15 of Book 7. I'll say that it was one of the best moments in Marvel's recent history. There was Steve Rogers holding Mjölnir over his head, with a cast of regular people from the town of Broxton around him and he shouts, "Avengers Assemble!!". I stared at that page for a good 2 minutes. It was reminiscent of Captain America screaming "Do you think the A on this helmet stands for France?!" I thought it was that good.
So, obviously I enjoyed it. But why couldn't the fanbois? I don't mean to infer that if I like something, everyone should...people have different tastes - but if all you're doing is complaining about something why on earth are you friggin buying it? Let's examine the most popular complaints:
|"That isn't cannon. In FF #9, Reed never used the word "continuum". I know this because I downloaded the entire FF history through a torrent site."|
- Too many so-called events: This is the singular most infuriating argument I ever hear. Yes, Marvel's doing it to make a buck and have us buy more books. They're in the business of selling comic books to people that walk into comic book shops. Just because there's a banner on top of the book that says "EVENT!!" doesn't mean anything different. It still contains the same characters, writers and art you buy the books to read about anyway. So if Fear Itself was just, say, Avengers 11-17, or Thor 309-315, would you complain about the story line? Nope, you wouldn't. You'd call it a "great run".
- It never changes anything: Oh please. Of course it changes things. Shadowland we have a new, awesome series.
Have they changed the game a bit by making the "events" separate books unto themselves instead of having runs happen organically within a title, bringing in supporting cast members to said title? Yes. But who cares? Pretend Frank Miller's first issues on Daredevil that started with DD #158 was instead called "Kidnapped!" and numbered 1-5 would it make that run any less exciting? No, and you know it.
|Go buy this series, it's really, really good.|
- Black Panther is running Hell's Kitchen for crying out loud! What a separation from a blind white guy to a broken down Black king running around on the streets taking names whilst kicking ass.
- I don't care for Liss as a writer, but uhhh...that's a major change people. Yes, Murdock will be back in Hell's Kitchen but we have an awesome new series examining an entire new side of him. What's going through his mind during this new series? What will become of Black Panther once Matt comes back to his turf? What changes will Matt make? How will he behave differently? Will he still live by the "Batman code"? Fellow Daredevil fans, let's see and find out. And if you hate Daredevil, what were you reading Shadowland for? The tie-ins you hate so much? Make sense or STFU please.
- Oh, and Thor's dead. Bucky's dead. Cap broke his shield. I can hear you all now saying, "Oh, they'll be back. Marvel never kills a major character, pfft." No shit Sherlock. Hey, let's kill James Bond in the second film because that would be more realistic. It's the same old song and dance from the fanboi crowd every time something happens. "OMG if that was another clone or LMD I am done with comics forever. I will refuse, on my amazing principle, to ever pay a single red cent again for this drivel they throw at us and expect us to just buy. WAAAAAHHH!"
- So what do you want? Do you want Marvel to never do anything and just write issue after issue of self-contained stories? Maybe a two parter! Or do you want them to kill these characters off forever, never to be seen again and start making some new characters?
- I see it like this: If you're willing to make the leap of faith to read stories about guys that fly, shoot lasers out of their eyes (I know, they're not lasers!), speak to each other telepathically, teleport through space and time, meeting themselves in the past, or future, meeting people that have been dead -- so on and so forth, you can't make the leap that there's a way in that magical fairy tale world to bring people back from the dead? You know what that's called? Bitching for the sake of bitching.
Oh, and thank you to DC for the New 52. I'm getting into some titles I was always too scared to jump into, thinking I had to know their entire history in order to jump in. But you've made me a fan of some great new characters and I can't wait to get home and read Red Hood And The Outlaws #2.