Tuesday, October 25, 2011


I apologize to all the intelligent, beautiful, conservative women out there that may be reading this....

But you're not liberals, you allow a red blooded man to be a red blooded man (especially if his wife is who is 6.5 months pregnant, thinks he's one of the four Apocalypse horsemen. I'm..."in need".

A while back, I noticed some people came a knockin looking for a specific woman named Madison Welch. Can't say that I blame them. and I'm going to have to agree with them, and supply them with their wish.

After the jump, there's a handful of the blonde Madison Welch. d Do not click it unless you are over 18 in the US. Some are Madison.  Madison is hot. However, I'm more a Sammie Pennington girl, see bottom (pun intended)....

Again, some of the most beautiful natural 32Fs on a brunette appear after the jump. Those easily offended, don't like pretty girls or are under 18, don not click "more".

If you're a conservative women and would like to comment on my taste in Miss Pennington, I welcome your thoughts, because that's hot. :)

If you're a conservative woman and I've offended you, I'm sorry...ya just gotta let me be me!  I love you guys!!

Have you ever written something out, knowing there HAS to be an acronym for it?

If not, you'd be surprised how many things actually have acronyms.

I bet dollars to apple fritters you have had a *$ more than one hundred times in your life.  How about the fact that A Bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush is so common a phrase written on the internet it needs its own acronym: ABITHIWTITB? That shit is crazy! TSIC!

AMRMTYFTS = All My Roommates Thank You For The Show (I've used this countless times.. :-\ )
SITCOM - Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage (Yeppers.)
DOEI - Goodbye (in Dutch) (Because I'm so tired of typing out fully grammatically correct Dutch)
WAMBAM - Web Application Meets Brick And Mortar (Yeah, ok)
SWAG - Scientific Wild Ass Guess -or- SoftWare And Giveaways (I always assumed it was the stuff I brought home from conferences...SoftWare And Giveaways...never knew about the need for the other.
DUM - Do You Masturbate?(Yes, I do. Why are you typing it shorthand....HMMMM??)
And my favorite...SSEWBA.

More after the jump...

Sunday, October 23, 2011

#OccupyWallStreet Bigotry, Incoherency and Moronspeak

I have reminded you time and time and time again who the Left are.  They wonderfully paint themselves as the party of tolerance and openness.  They're anything but.

The above posts speak for themselves, they're a disgusting breed of racists, bigots, hypocrites and power-mad fear mongers. However I believe the political Left has taken a more drastic turn.  Each day, a new Democrat endorses the Occupy Wall Street lazyass camping vacation, sit in for trustfund babies, protest, hypocritical whine-a-thon...however when the enemy pig that we unfortunately need to call the president endorses them and shares their frustration too, well, there's a big problem.

And, in case you've only been watching the main stream media's coverage of Occupy Wall Street you have a picture in your head that it's just a peaceful group of average Americans frustrated with government. That's the Obama talking point he's got his media parroting on his behalf to turn you into a sympathizer.  Wall Street, the Unions, voter fraud and an American-Idol-couch-potato-reality-TV society created this abomination of a president, so don't let him fool you - PLEASE.

It appears I need to post another reminder.

This is who your little president has out there fighting his war on class.  This is who his foot soldiers are.  This is who he has brainwashed into believing their fighting against "millionaires and billionaires" when it's actually people that EARN more than $250,000 a year. How that qualifies them as millionaires and billionaires is beyond me.

This is who one third (HuffPoop post, so consider the source) of the country supposedly agrees with as opposed to the TEA Party.

Beware of these stats please, just like Huffpoop twists the poll that says "One third claim government is to blame for crisis" into "One third agree with Occupy Wall Street" be wary of the same tactic when you hear a major nightly news show announce "growing support"...think about how they're twisting it to their agenda.

This, is your president's doing, congratulations: