Saturday, December 3, 2011

Milpundit: Trace Your Lineage at no Cost

Milpundit: Trace Your Lineage at no Cost


'I have always wanted to have my family history traced, but I can't afford to spend a lot of money to do it. Any suggestions?'

Sam in California.


'Register as a Republican, and run for public office.'



Thursday, December 1, 2011

First Words Children Hear

Hello, America? Is it safe to come out?
The first words I said to my son when he was born, after, "Hello", were, "I'm so sorry you were born during the @Barack_Obama administration".  My son then puked and urinated upon himself.

My next son has a due date of Jan 27.  Officially Obummer will no longer be president by 7 days.

Then I'll be able to tell him he just barely made it past the four worst years in American history.

Of course, he'll be obligated, even 20 years from now, to clean up the big fucking mess the fool made.  But at the very least he wasn't brought into this world with that soft-touch jackass at the helm.